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RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - The Legendary Joe - 03-29-2015 03:35 PM
Granted, but cat ghost has many many other friends that will go bump in the night with it. All 4905575483756875887 of them now occupy your house and make the whole place reek.
I wish the concept of Interest had never been invented. There'd probably be less of a problem with debt...
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - Whispers - 04-18-2015 10:26 PM
Tis my command. Millions will lose billions of dollars when all of their interest-based savings accounts default to their deposited amounts. Banks and insurance companies go out of business. Economies crumble. Little Susie doesn't get to go to college. Sparky has to be put down. Unable to afford Disneyland, families are forced to visit extended relatives and stay at Motel 6 during vacation season. The Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa Clause announce their retirement.
I wish Deadpool was my guardian angel.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - Amaziah - 05-17-2015 02:51 AM
Granted, but unfortunately (being Deadpool) he got bored with you and decided you were more trouble than you were worth, so he killed you and then took a selfie.
I wish I was Telekinetic.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - GM-Rahice - 05-17-2015 04:49 PM
Granted, but you have no control over anything you do and wind up killing yourself before your next birthday.
I wish I had chocolate.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - Amaziah - 05-17-2015 05:08 PM
Granted, but unfortunately you eat too much and bloat up to the size of a Volkswagen, now everyone laughs at you and calls you names. All because you wanted your chocolate.
I wish I had wings to fly away.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - GM-Rahice - 05-17-2015 06:47 PM
Granted, you fly straight to hell.
I wish chocolate wasn't fattening..
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - Amaziah - 05-17-2015 07:26 PM
Granted, it now burns calories, so much so you don't realize when you're full, you then eat too much and die because of not having a balanced diet.
I wish I could understand what animals are saying.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - GM-Rahice - 05-17-2015 07:42 PM
Granted, you no longer can understand any other language. When people talk to you, you will respond in barks, chirps, neighs and other animal noises trying to communicate with them. Because of this your family sends you to a mental institution where you make friends with a spider, who bites you in your sleep and kills you because it can't stand you jabbering non-stop.
I wish I had Dr. Pepper.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - Amaziah - 05-17-2015 07:51 PM
Granted, you now have this Dr. Pepper wherever you go, no matter what you do you cannot get rid of it, it's there through the tears, the laughs, and the anger. Because of this you develop a close bond with this Dr. Pepper, and you begin to tell it your doubts, fears, and deepest darkest secrets; Unfortunately someone overhears this conversation and blackmails you to do what they wish until the end of your days. This pressure is too much to take, so you jump off a bridge - Dr. Pepper in hand.
I wish I could Teleport.
RE: Corrupt a Wish! Game - GM-Rahice - 05-17-2015 07:55 PM
Granted. You can no longer walk, run, jog, skip or even use your feet. You gain an immense amount of weight in a short amount of time as you have become lazy. Though, what you weren't aware of is the fact that your accuracy was based on mass, you are now unable to properly control your teleportation skills and teleport halfway through a wall. You then die there and are forever known as the Wall Hugger.
I wish better movies were produced.