It's what you get someone who already has everything! =D
That or the car JFK was assassinated in with the driver's seat replaced by the chair Lincoln was assassinated in and then enter the car into the first ever Dethklok Demolition Deth Derby. That seems to please.
LoL- it's a reference to the Dethklok episode the song and video came from. That's what they got Murderface for his birthday: a box of nothing and the aforementioned car and "Demolition Deth Derby".