What Your Card Would Be

[Krumb]

Krumb Card

______ of Weariness (Weapon Card)

If a Professor is on map, 50% chance of Dispel lv 5 on user per attack.
If Professor is named Albus Dumbledore, chance of Dispel increases to 75%.

+Alligator, Anolian, Cruiser, Dragon Tail and Merman Cards
Increases Sharp Shooting critical rate by 5%.
If Sharp Shooting is Lv 5, add another 5% bonus to critical rate.

Solon Card

______ of Transmutation (Weapon)

[+ Elemental Wing]

Changes Weapon to Element of Equipped Wing.

Phoenix - Fire
Arctic - Water
Aerial - Wind
Gaia - Earth
Spiderweb - Immaterial
Light Allegiance - Holy
Dark Allegiance - Shadow

(Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing a card or weapon to this effect.)

[azurerogue]

[thecursed]

Trowa Card:
Receive 1000% more damage
-200 flee when
-500 atk
When encountered by "Ambernite" monster.

+10% chance to be nuked on sight of GM

[Kari Nogashi]

Kari Card. 10% chance to be reported with every @main comment. All stat placement will be relocated to the most unhelpful area possible. when combined with cotton shirt and slippers card and equipment become soulbound. headgear card _____ of aids.

[Aeolian]

Aeolian card:
__________ of insanity. (Headgear card)
5% chance to cast buffs/heal on someone by accident.
5% chance to send a message to the wrong person.
100% chance to declare that Proto is jailbait whenever the topic is brought up on main.

Aeo-lian card:
__________ of green light of doom (Garment card)
6% chance to cast Slow Grace when hit.

Lheanne card:
__________ of rampage (Footgear card)
3% chance of going on a rampage in PvP.
20% chance of dying prematurely in PvP.

[Kari Nogashi]

Nikko card. 60% chance to copy the style and pallatte of kiyochan. 1000% boost to overall awsomeness.

[Seiji]

Seiji card
_______ of suicidal noob (amour)
When equiped by bard class and
-bragi is on, all players within the map screen will auto follow caster.
-sinX is on, all players within the map will be pushed away from caster.
-apple is on, cast doom entire screen
-whistle is on, cast earthquake entire screen

[Killouz]

Killouz Card
_________ Of Noobness (On armor)
-Has 20% chance to summon a siroma and automatly lvl 10 Jupitel Thunder it when receiving dommage.
-Has 100% chance of people calling you "Nooblouz"
-Add chances to buy Hatter Cards for 50k at new players.

=D Make one please. :D

[Zerrif]

Shichiro Card (____ of Mad Creation)
Armor Card
When hit, chance of casting Level 1 Bio Cannibalize in a free cell near caster (up to a 3 x 3 radius).
Summons follow the regular Bio Cannibalize summon limit, can cannot be summoned if a different level summon is already on field.
Skill uses up all required components.
If the user has learned Level 5 Bio Cannibalize, that will be cast instead.
Adds a small chance of making the enemy drop Plant Bottle when defeated.

[Ultima_Pi]

Ayantis Card, Headgear [of Burning Sarcasm]
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When attacking target idiot, give 100% chance to cast all sorts of Fire spells on target.

[Marivel Card Combo]Increase SP regeneration rate by 1000%. Reduce cast time of skill "I'll sacrifice myself for you" by 100%.
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Bloody Acid Card, Armor [of Bloody Rage]
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Whenever a party member noobs, 1% chance to enter Rage status.
Rage status decreases latency by 100%, and decreases overall patience to 0, increases Ventrilo volume by 1000%. When in Rage status, add a small chance to cast Coma on all monsters and player on screen when online.

If equipped by character with the name 'Bloody' in it, increase Rage status chance to 100%. Increase Coma chance to 1%

[Maiden Card Combo]
Ventrilo volume does not increase when in Rage status.
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Aaronock Card, Armor, [of the Professor]
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When you log on, change class to Professor. Class will revert to normal when you log off.
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Linnea Card, Weapon, [of Ugly Hammertime]
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Enable use of Level 20 Ugly Hammerthrow.
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Marivel Card, Weapon, [Annihilator's]
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Increase damage on MVPs by a rate of how many times you have already killed target MVP/10, or by total number of MVPs killed/100, whichever is higher.

[+Slotted Arbalest]
Increase final damage by 15%
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Krimlin Card, Accessory [of The End]
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Whenever you are logged on, add a very very small chance to...
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