What Your Card Would Be

[The Legendary Joe]

Okama Card
[Accessory] of Immolation
Magnum Break??Damage + 200%
Magnum break??knocks back Monsters 2 cells further.
Magnum breaks HP penalty??is increased??to 1000 HP per cast, and Knocks you back 2 cells each use.
[Swordsman Class]
Magnum break can be now used??when players HP is lower then the HP penalty,??but you will die.

I still think this card would pwn, ._.

[Bloodbane]

lol, I bet corps card would give me + 50 dex

B> senseless slaughter on his behalf plz B> card afterwards

[Yuuki]

my card :

Ecchi ____ (accessory)
-10% chance "*grope*" text appear while attacking
-10% chance "/slur" emoticon appear while attacking
-10% chance inflict status "Eternal Ecchiness" while attacking

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[Rei Ayanami]

My card:

Motoko Card

Wut _______ of 0___o???


100% chance of turning into marshmallow when encountering cute monsters, melting down and getting eaten by a poring with a spoon.
50% chance of attracting full divest stalkers who will then fullstrips at 100% chance, leaving user stark naked in pvp room .
5% chance of disappearing for a long time due to unforeseen circumstances.
20% chance of yaoi based conversation.
5% chance of getting distracted by yaoi based activities in all forms of circumstances.
motivation to level reduction by 500% motivation to sit and socialise increased by 2000%, attention span is 50% or lower at all times.

10% chance of accidentally consuming in game spouse as potion. *chomp*


[when combines with janice card]
100% automatic grope greet.
30% chance of yuri based activity whilst conversing about yaoi.
100% off topic.

lets see, did i forget anything?

[Blu3Tig3r]

[Accessory]
Enables use of Level 10 Upgrade Armor.
1% chance that a +9 Weapon/Armor can be upgraded to +11 instead when successful.

[Session]

lets see, did i forget anything?

Yes, you did.

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[Cirno]

[Accessory]
Enables use of Level 10 Upgrade Armor.
1% chance that a +9 Weapon/Armor can be upgraded to +11 instead when successful.

B> that card

[Manifus]

[Accessory]
Enables use of Level 10 Upgrade Armor.
1% chance that a +9 Weapon/Armor can be upgraded to +11 instead when successful.

B> that card

I'll just wait until RO releases the capability to refine to 20, seems more likely than that 1% chance.

[Session]

[Accessory]
Enables use of Level 10 Upgrade Armor.
1% chance that a +9 Weapon/Armor can be upgraded to +11 instead when successful.

B> that card

I'll just wait until RO releases the capability to refine to 20, seems more likely than that 1% chance.

20? I hope they never do, considering I've only ever gotten +10s on weapons :|

Never had above...8 I think on armors. They always fucking break, then I end up wasting millions upon millions buying more, and breaking em.

[Bloodbane]

Saiichi Bloodbane Card

Prefix : Furry ____ (Headgear)

Enables the use of lvl 4 Generate Drama skill at a 50 % chance when ever the player talks and or comunicates with another player.

If Player comunicates with a GM, 70 % chance of Auto nuke.

dex - 30 Agi + 30

headgear card is compunded on has now a 45 % chance of breaking on physical attack.

Zakuna Jouichirou Card

Suffix : _________ of Undecided Orientation (accessory)

5 % chance of changing sexual orientation when damaged by a physical attack.

May occur repeatedly.

flee + 50