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[Jens]

Hell, I can't even do those "stare at the center for 30 seconds" pictures.

[Story Teller]

Does that mean that I would win if i challenge you in a staring contest!?

[The Legendary Joe]

Depends. How long can you maintain a stare? Would I be able to psych you out by pointing out UFO's or "HEY! WHAT'S THAT?!"

[Story Teller]

You can always psych me out by saying that there is a limited edition free game console stand where you are pointing and then I can use my ability of making your words true and actually make it happen. Its a win win since you win the contest but I win the console :D

[Jens]

You wish xP

[Story Teller]

My wish? My wish is bigger than that! That is just a side dish

[Jens]

Well, at least that's not a pun.

[The Legendary Joe]

We could make it a pun if we tried, I'm sure!

[Jens]

No no no no and no. The pun must flow smoothly, naturally. Force the pun and it sounds/looks..well. forceful, and sort of wrong.

[The Legendary Joe]

Sometimes the awkwardness of a forced pun can be funny. Though, it does depend on the situation.