Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Mupfelsan]

Granted, but you will never wake up from your hibernation.

I wish I could make people happy just by saying their name.

[Jens]

Granted, but the effect is only short-lived and it leaves them in an even worse state afterwards.

I wish I had more room for spiders

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but the spiders that will occupy that space develop a taste for human Flesh.

I wish swords were more in use than guns.

[Jens]

Granted. You get beheaded on the way to the store.

I wish I didn't have diarrhea right now.

[Mupfelsan]

Granted, but you will get diarrhea next week until you die.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of noodles and chocolate.

[Jens]

Granted, but you also get a deadly allergy to noodles and chocolate.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[GM-Garr]

Granted, but you can never achieve what you wish for in any way imaginable or even least possible.

I wish life was a tad easier altogether.

[Jens]

Granted. Difficulty of life is now in inverse proportion to lifespan.

I wish I could relive two years ago.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted. Welcome to groundhog day, you will never advance past two years before your life replays with the same outcomes no matter what you do.

I wish bills weren't so expensive.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but the cost that would have been saved by your wish is made up by countless cheaper bills.

I wish that every time Rahice nukes someone in game, 1 random person's disease or illness (like cancer) would be cured.