Corrupt a Wish! Game

[KaminoKaoru]

Granted, but that cured person will be nuked as well.

I wish I get to understand my lessons at school more easily.

[Peeka~]

Granted, but you forget what they are 2 minutes later.

I wish it was friday.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but there will no longer be a Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Oh, your payday has been changed to Wednesday.

I wish tomatoes tasted better, I love ketchup.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, however, Tomatoes taste too good now. Ketchup, and the way it is produced makes the newer, better tasting tomatoes taste like shit.

I wish religious fanatics weren't so crazy.

[punisouffle]

Granted~! All over the world, Fanats get turned into Hodremlins.
Despite slasher smile and sharp fangs, they're as rational as Hodremlins get.

I wish clouds are so fluffy we can walk on them!

[Mupfelsan]

Granted, but the clouds can't rain anymore and won't disappear so that there won't be any sunlight on the earth anymore and the temperature will decrease and the world will freeze and kill all life on it.

I wish I could breath underwater.

[Story Teller]

Granted, but you will not be able to breath without water.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted by the person granting it.

[Jens]

Granted, Rahice corrupts it in my stead.

I wish I didn't have the burning urge to correct Story Teller's horribly flawed use of conditionals.

[Child of Bodom]

You can correct his flaws but your corrections are even more flawed and no matter how hard you try to fix them all you do is make yours even more wrong

I wish I wish I was a fish

[Story Teller]

Granted, but you are now in a Japanese restaurant ready to be eaten. (^@_@)^



I wish that my wish corruption will backfire to my granter.