Corrupt a Wish! Game

[w@isAn]

Granted, but now all you do is sleep and nothing else not even feed your spiders, or sleep during the day and get fired.

I Wish I Could Travel Around The World!

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, you're now orbiting the world. By the way, you died when you went into orbit because you forgot to wish to breath.

I wish I had a pet rabbit.

[w@isAn]

Granted, but it is evil and will destroy you! just like the owner!

I wish EvoSnipe will add me as friend on Facebook

[Story Teller]

Granted, but your facebook will be filled with embarassing pictures.

I wish that homework was never invented. (^@_@)^

[GM-Garr]

Granted, now instead of Homework there's Extra Classwork that you must finish before you even go home at all.

I wish there's more than 24 hours in holidays :D

[w@isAn]

Granted! but you'll have tons of schoolwork!

I wish I could disappear, and watch to see who noticed I was gone.

[punisouffle]

Granted~ You became invisible. Everyone starts looking in your direction. You know they can't see, but that's eerie.

I wish there's an Emperium under my pot plants.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but like your pot plants, it is Illegal on a Federal level to own an emperium for personal use.

I wish I could rule the world and not have to deal with the politics or paperwork involved.

[Story Teller]

Granted, but a comet will soon destroy the world.

I wish to command an army of robots that can't kill me.

[Jens]

Granted. You have the command for exactly one nanosecond. Then they kill every single person you care about, and after that, they start testing all the possible ways to inflict pain and damage, be it physical or psychical on you, while keeping you alive. When your body is about to give out, they transfer your consciousness into a new 'blank' body they grew. Rinse and repeat.

I wish RNG worked in my favor.