Corrupt a Wish! Game

[whitedraw]

Granted, but the thing you decided will ended up killing you instead

I wish i could not get nuked by rahice

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, former GM's Ayu and Mystra return from their eternal slumber and nuke you 10 zillion times before returning to their graves.


I wish I could get the Pompf! Pompf! Kimochi~ song (Song lyrics are SFW, subject may be NSFW) song out of my head.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, you now have Narwhals stuck in your head.

I wish I had a cookie.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted. You now have 87% of your computers memory taken up with tracking cookies, from countless websites.



I wish some of the fantasy settings I dream about would phase into reality.

[GM-Garr]

Granted, but you're forbidden to enter or see any of them.

I wish it was my vacation time already

[whitedraw]

Granted, You now have your vacation everyday after your work for at most 5 hours. Then you have to go back to work again.

I wish I am rahice

[Jens]

Granted. You accidentally nuke yourself, the heRO server and all its backups.

I wish I could play a musical instrument well.

[GM-Garr]

^ PLEASE, PLEASE NO. NOT THE BACKUPS

Granted, but everyone hear your melodies as distorted cacophony.

I wish I was more patient with some things I need to do >.<

[Jens]

Granted. You now become solely focused on those things, to the point of obsession. You start to disregard everything and everyone else. Slowly, your beloved ones give up on you and abandon you, and in the end you suffer a critical existence failure when you forget to eat and drink.

I wish our dog's farts didn't smell like something died a week ago, but rather pleasantly.

[punisouffle]

Granted~ you get strange looks for being an admirer of doggy gas
I wish to make friend with cat ghost