Let's play another game!

[Story Teller]

"Metal Container!"

It's literally just a metal container to get your mana

[The Legendary Joe]

Oh, source of all power,
light which burns beyond crimson,
let thy power gather in my hand.
Fireball!

[punisouffle]

O guardian of the desert twilight,
judge those who dare disrupt order...
May your winds ride to my favour,
your kingdom smother their flame.

Sand Storm~!

[Story Teller]

O uhmmm... wood thingy that comes from the ground.
Here my... *looks at paper* word!
I call thee to uhm.... eat the sand.
Come forth whatchamacallit wood moving sand eating wriggly giant with a mushroom head! @_@

[The Legendary Joe]

Blades of warriors fallen, aid me in my time of need.
The blood of my enemies, the blood of myself
A tribute to gain thy favor.
Rain forth sword and spears.
With great storms of axes.
May none on the battlefield escape your hunger.

Iron Typhoon!

[Story Teller]

"I summon Miss Sandy! Now use your sand pan and block!"

A girl made of sand that wears an apron and frying pan that are made of sand to rust iron. ;D

Note: after use, the apron and pan gets stripped off making her scream and make all male users around get nosebleeds.

[GM-Rahice]

I summon the elite wooden golem, with his wooden shield and wooden spiked mace.

After accidentally ripping the apron off and forcing all the men in the area to get nosebleeds, the asexual golem will crush and then devour Miss Sandy. Yum.

[Jens]

Spirits of fire, heed my call!
Engulf this golem in flame walls!
Let the flames touch the sky!
Rejoice when the smoke flies high!

While I yell the incantation as loud as possible and get everyone's attention, my trained spiders creep up behind the golem with a can of gasoline and matches and unceremoniously torch the golem, because I slept through fire magic class.

I grab the charcoal, put it in a grill and make hamburgers.

[GM-Rahice]

Sneezing Fit of Fury!

Saliva/Snot extinguishes the flames and contaminates the hamburgers!

[Story Teller]

Metal Nose Suppository!

It will slowly become smaller as it cures you but also makes it hard to breathe while using it on your nose holes ;D