Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.
Hm.. My favorite MvP would have to be Moonlight Flower. She's beautiful, not afraid to run around naked, and has a hoard of yipping foxes that rip people apart, limb from limb.