nooooooooooooooooooo

[teOx]

guess some people dont get jokes and sarcasm over the internet

yes panda is right this whole trend is a joke fad that started somewhere with someone saying chuck norris did this lol and it spiraled out of control P:

In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts, which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris himself. The phenomenon originally started with the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator", and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them, and finds some of them funny.[22] He made an appearance on The Best Damn Sports Show, Period, where he commented on 11 of them, with his favorite being: "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."

chuck norris can drown a fish

[Bloody]

I tried googling Chuck Norris as you guys suggested but I got this :[




How the hell am I going to sleep now

[teOx]

you cant sleep it says to run before he finds you <_>

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

[Bloody]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird /omg

[Teot]

Chuck Norris Facts are so funny.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water get's chuck Norris

[Bloody]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[Teot]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[HunnyCakes]

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

[Frogboy]

Chuck Norris can hold the internet in the palm of his hand.

[teOx]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.