Ok well I tried the sclientinfo thing and that didn't work.
I did find something that DID work though, it was only temporary. I used a program called HTTP-Tunnel which allowed me to use my HTTP ports as a gateway to whatever it is I wanted to connect to. Of course this program used a proxy of some sort, and if I wanted the full speed, I would've had to pay money which I don't. It did say I had a firewall in place (that I am unaware of) and that was causing the issue. I did manage to get on though, the speed was capped.
So I reformatted and reinstalled Windows.
... and it still doesn't work properly. I do have Comodo Firewall monitoring everything, and it's TRYING to connect, but it's not being allowed for some reason.
This is what Comodo is reporting:
heRO.exe
Source:
TCP Out: 192.168.1.24:1387 (this is my internal LAN Static IP)
Destination:
24.201.55.164:6900
But it still won't connect. It's trying, but not succeeding =(