A minigame to mow somebody's lawn for hero/evil points

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Im' still serious about this idea.

And the monster exterminator quest is NOT lawn mowing, so I'm not even sure why you'd suggest it'd be "right down [my] alley."

I'm thinking about this in more detail and I believe here is what I'd like to see:

For the hero side, you get a custom looking cart that you drag behind you, gaining points as you walk around and mow the lawn.??Skills/Items/whatever are forbidden on the yard.??Rewards are based on the % of lawn mowed, with a bonus if you mow 100% based on how much time you have left.

For the dark side, you must destroy the lawn.??This would involve Plants and Gourds (1000 HP mobs that have the 1-damage-a-hit thing that plants have) scattered around the lawn that you must kill.??Plant-based mobs like Enchanted Peach Tree, Dryads, and others would occasionally arrive to stop your destruction.??Rewards are based on how much of the environment you have ruined.

Given the hero quest is more tedious, hopefully the rewards would be scaled to reflect that you were just bored for 3 minutes or so.

The goal of this is to show that being a hero isn't always about epic adventure or mass slaughtering. Sometimes to make the world brighter you just gotta help a guy mow his lawn. For the dark side, well, it's just being a dick.