You know your a newb when...

[Aaronock]

You know u iz un newblet when you write fail poems like this

There once was a man from Ragnarok
Who kept all n00bs in his pocket
???? He looked at his friend
???? And he says to him'd
Why oh why must there be so many of them?

Wow quite odd, I believe I stated this already about myself

Can I make you one instead? My hand at poetry though is quite...bewbalicious if I may so myself

Change bewbalicious if you hate that word so much to newbalicious