What do you thinks going to happen in 2012?

[azurerogue]

Okay, seriously though, here's what will happen in 2012:

Walt Disney will unfreeze and Hitler will come out of hiding.??They will duel DBZ style in the middle of an expansive wasteland.??Good ol' Walt will discover that he is actually a Super Saiyan and he will grow some extra hair simply so it can turn golden and spiky.??Hitler will then begin rapidly consuming human beings to increase his "power level" to OVER 9000! while Walt Disney stupidly stands there looking like he's constipated.??

When they finally get around to fighting, they will fly at each other and the force of their collision will cause a shockwave so powerful it will destroy the Earth.??Luckily, for no apparent reason, both of these men can somehow survive the vacuum of space (wait, why is that lucky???we're all dead).??The battle will rage on for centuries until a space ship arrives where Earth used to be looking for their humpback whale pen pals from eons ago, jealous and angry that they stopped writing.

At this point, the moderately genitalia-shaped space ship will attempt to stop the petty fighting that is still going on between the geriatric old men.??Walt will confess his love and Hitler will spurn him and hop in the space ship and discuss his TOTALLY RELEVANT love of yaoi mangas.??Walt's rage is so powerful that, after being spurned, he will explode - taking a better part of the universe along with him.??