Only one thing to do then. *Looks at list of options*
Let's see...threaten to assassinate someone? Been there done that.
Actually assassinate someone? ...Done on a daily basis if you count the ugly hammer.
Cause a massive zombie apocalypse and blow up the castle? We'll save that for Halloween.
Hmm...guess I need to go back to the drawing board. All these involve either killing someone or blowing something up D= And I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to do that.