Happy Birthday, Dominic Wingfield!

[Whispers]

My nephew was just born!??Hooray!??He's seven minutes old!??I've been sitting here at the hospital for-ev-er waiting and then he just pops out when his momma was dilated enough to start!

And I was hoping for the whole, "AGHHHH!!! AGHHHHH!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!??YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEE!!!??I WANT YOU OUT OF THE--AGHHHHHHHH!!!??YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!"
But no.??I'm slightly disappointed.??

/heh;

Say happy birthday!??Do it now or suffer a fate most moosey!







Moose!