Once upon a time, in in a mystical place named Sparta, there was a mystical fairy but that's not the point. The point is that kadar once killed a man named Gannon, who was a good guy, really. You see, media tends to exaggerate things like that. One filthy picture, and princesses can't stand you any more. But enough of that. Penguins are not as random as John Locke and Benjamin Linus. Anywho, Gannon and Leonidas were looking at those filthy pictures, while they were making out. Rumor has it that Link is not Michael's real brother, but actually his sister. zOMG!!!1 But I digress; I wrote to a local porn magazine about the use of fonts and they concluded that I love sandwiches more than I am legally allowed to. So they agreed to edit the Sex Article of Gannon on how many people can get bored of the same pile of radioactive dung, which resulted in people trying to fit like monkeys in a barrel; they were never seen again. So the new characters are never to be revealed publicly. Therefore, a new story begins.
It started with a bunny and it was very fluffy. One day it went and hopped into a field of ponies and leopluradons, while the sky burned and the mountains danced with zebra eating monkeys. The bunny thought to itself: "Silk's abs are hawt," and then the evil bunny, Mr. Funnypants, leader of the Dandies, had tea with a walrus. "Something's afoot," said the bunny as it stroked its cute bunny ears, "Funnypants hates walruses!"...
