Funny jokes 'n stuff

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I've been wanting to laugh at something (other than other's stupidity) for awhile now, so all I ask is for the people of the heRO forums to post jokes, quotes, stories, pictures, etc. that they've heard or seen. They don't even have to be funny! (although it would be nice if they were)

Please keep them clean and label whether they are a joke, quote etc.

Here's some I've found:

Quotes:
"You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because I just farted!"
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

Jokes:
So it's kindergarten and the teacher says "Okay, we're going to play 'Red Light, Green Light'" but when she says that, one of the little boys starts crying.
"What's the matter?" she asked him.
"I'm colorblind!" he said.