7-11 Modified Haiku Contest

[The Big Boss]

The Seven & I Holdings Corporation would like to announce the close of the first Modified Haiku Contest with the following results:

First Place: Kenshiro-san
Birthday bash or party place
heRO's default megastore, come visit now!

Runner-up: Adrillf
It's better than PnP*
Cheeper so everyone can use it daily

We will be in touch with you ideally tonight to distribute prizes.??Congratulations to the winners, from all of us at 7-11, Rune Midgard's premier consumables chain.

*The Seven & I Holdings Corporation, while hesitant to openly slander lesser retailers, reluctantly accepts that this statement is accurate.