Funny jokes 'n stuff

[Reynolds]

On the honeymoon, the wife makes a confession to her husband:
-You know Jack, I've already been with a man.
-No problem, me too.


Three owls sit on a tree. The first says:
-I got a new watch
-That's nothing, I got a cow.
So the third:
-O shit, I didn't get anything,
On the other day, the three owls sits on the same tree.
The first says:
-My watch's stolen.
-F*ck - says the second one - my cow's stolen.
So the third:
-Oh my god! It's 5:30? It's time to milk!


I hope I translated these well