HeRO House! (Who would be ur roomies?)

[GM-Ayu]

No one.

Especially not with the people who put me down in their list.


Reason? Way too many.

I have a very strong feeling that there's a 99% how I'll be the only non-drinker in any house party (I'm still 100% alcohol free~), which shall be often given the configuration and some of the house member list. Following that, there's a very high chance that I'll have to be the one to drag drunken fools on the couches back to their room, cleaning the random peanuts on the floor. Next morning, it'll still probably be me throwing all the bedsheets into the laundry because of intense puking, potentially throwing out dead bodies of ducks that went through only-god-knows what happened to them the night before.

What about the other non drinkers, you say? That may be even more horrifying, as at least the drunks are predictable in their mess in their own right. Another Thor Leech Party meeting discussing if Doppel or Kiehl is hotter is mind scarring, and given the chance of living together, the hottest monster thread will probably be revived even if it should remain in the grave for the benefit of the entire human race that plays RO.

I am also not sure if it's a conspiracy against me why the people I mute often are the people who want me to live with them. Is it because they want to peek over my room to know when I am muting people? Or, is it because they want some real life beating which shall involve them having a TI-83(plus) shoved down their throat until they are also muted in real life coughing out piles of blood as their red bubble? Also, what am I going to do if I have to ban them. They'll certainly go "Ayu I'm so bored I can't play heRO can I come into your room and jump up and down on your bed?" as if they aren't complaining about being bored on Main/guild/party chat enough.

I'm also certainly not going to be the one to drive fat people around because they are too fat to move by themselves, or they just want me as a math tutor that's right next door and probably will work for free to bail them out for geometry.

On top of it all, more than half of those people will be kicked out of the house for violating the house rule: Thou shall watch Clannad and Kanon in its entirety whenever given the chance possible.

... and absolutely no wallposters of Fabio.