The Five Words-per-post Story Game

[Naruhodo]

?????? nce upon a time, in in a mystical place named Sparta, there was a mystical fairy -- but that's not the point. The point is that Kadar once killed a man named Gannon, who was a good guy, really. You see, media tends to exaggerate things like that. One filthy picture, and princesses can't stand you any more. But enough of that. Penguins are not as random as John Locke and Benjamin Linus. Anywho, Gannon and Leonidas were looking at those filthy pictures, while they were making out. Rumor has it that Link is not Michael's real brother, but actually his sister. zOMG!!!1
[paratab]But I digress; I wrote to a local porn magazine about the use of fonts and they concluded that I love sandwiches more than I am legally allowed to. So they agreed to edit the Sex Article of Gannon on how many people can get bored of the same pile of radioactive dung, which resulted in people trying to fit like monkeys in a barrel; they were never seen again. So the new characters are never to be revealed publicly.

Therefore, a new story begins.

[paratab]It started with a bunny and it was very fluffy. One day it went and hopped into a field of ponies and leopluradons, while the sky burned and the mountains danced with zebra eating monkeys. The bunny thought to itself: "Silk's abs are hawt," and then the evil bunny, Mr. Funnypants, leader of the Dandies, had tea with a walrus.
[paratab]"Something's afoot," said the bunny as it stroked its cute bunny ears, "Funnypants hates walruses!"... A curry-eating walrus overheard this and rushed home to inform--

[paratab]"Oh my god Sayd Jericho!" Jericho exclaimed - interrupting our story.

[paratab]--So let us continue with our tale. The curry-eating walrus decided to not eat curry anymore because he wants to take a silly drive to the land of cheese and do a barrel roll in a field of stupid ugly bananas, who then said that Stiff Horns are Plugged in three pronged power sockets that scream insanely at peanut-butter.
[paratab]"Interesting that Nya Nya Crew would also be in there," he said, scratching his beard, as he got into his lavish, luxurious, reclining leather couch, sipping some soda, wearing boxers with pink hearts on them. Then he suddenly started regurgitating while his mother shouted. Afterwards, he ate some babies and... - what are we even saying? - They were saying that babies like to grow from trees, except when they're chewing gum.
[paratab]Then, Orcs eat them... Usually people like to eat underwear but Orcs are rather fond of Silk's delicious abs, therefore they ripped out Silk's heart and aliens took over Moscovia, 'cept when theyre pooping lots of porings. So then they gutted some more bunnies for the meat to make an exquisite, delicious bunny steak dish with little jericho spiced Pieces, that they fed to my pet Baphomet called skittles, who is actually a vegetarian. Which caused him to explode then... Cheese was in your mouth along with other disgusting objects that you find in dumpsters.
[paratab]Anyways, Mario went to ask the poop why flirting was considered illeagal in some countries, and the poop said that-- well technically poop isnt supposed to talk, but this one was magic poop -- it flew around, looking for people to release some of its body (This is getting weird now) so it could feel relieved.
[paratab]Upon finding it's next prey it dropped a lot of cookies om nom nom nom and they fell on the ground, and noobs picked it

up, causing sensors to indicate