As the title says. I am curious as to, if your character were a monster, what your card's effect would be.
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Daemon Rue : [Weapon] of Debilitation
20% chance to cause Poison.
20% chance to cause External Bleeding.
20% chance to cause Curse.
20% chance to cause Blind.
10% chance to cause Stun.
10% chance to auto-cast level 10 Stone Curse on attack.
Reduces attack by 95%
Increases critical hit chance by 500
Reduces hit to 0
Cast Time Increased by 1000%
Reduce both health and sp to 1 when weapon is unequipped.
[If Class is Super Novice]
-Increases attack speed by an amount dependent on the refine rate of the weapon. (+5aspd at +10 refine)
-Decreases defense by an amount dependent on the refine rate of the weapon. (-25 defense at +10 refine)
-Further decreases attack by an amount dependent on the refine rate of the weapon. (-4% at +10 refine, rounded up)
-10% chance to explode on hit, dealing damage equal to 2.5x your current health to everyone in an 8x8 area (enemies, allies, and yourself). Damage is pure and cannot be reduced, evaded, or blocked.
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Synopsis : Poke at things and chuckle. Whatever you're hitting won't be able to dodge your normal attacks and will probably cry in frustration, but your damage will be pitiful and no hit / cast speed = no skills.
