Lol, so Proto and I were talking, and we came up with this for his card:
_________ of jailbait (Armor card)
Reduces 5% of all neutral attacks.
1% chance to make Aeolian automoan.
[Combo with Aeolian card]
5% chance to noob.
Aeolian (99/69 High priestess) - A helping hand
Aeolia (99/70 Professor) - Let me teach you a lesson
Aeo (99/50 Perma monk) - Aldebaran Battle Maiden
Aella (99/69 Sniper) - Quick and easy
Rhianna (98/69 Gypsy) - Free services in full
Lheanne (96/64 Assassin Cross) - Demanding dominatrix
Rhia (98/65 Creator) - Open to experimentation