What Your Card Would Be

[Former-GM-Nara]

sounds like fun.

The Nara Card:
Weapon: Prefix [Oopsie]
Effect: Cause cause 100 different random effects at .1% rate. If weapon is 4+, each refine there after raises the effect by .1%.
Effects include heal on self or monster, asura, gank, quake as well as casting coma on yourself or a party member etc.

Too lazy to type up all effects it can do, so use your imagination.