What Your Card Would Be

[Drak231]

sounds like fun.

The Nara Card:
Weapon: Prefix [Oopsie]
Effect: Cause cause 100 different random effects at .1% rate. If weapon is 4+, each refine there after raises the effect by .1%.
Effects include heal on self or monster, asura, gank, quake as well as casting coma on yourself or a party member etc.

Too lazy to type up all effects it can do, so use your imagination.

:O I like...

Modifying to :
25 random effects
Range : 15*15 cells
Maximum of effect per player/mob : 3
Rate : 0.01% at each attack

That'd be funny :D