My card:
Motoko Card
Wut _______ of 0___o
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100% chance of turning into marshmallow when encountering cute monsters, melting down and getting eaten by a poring with a spoon.
50% chance of attracting full divest stalkers who will then fullstrips at 100% chance, leaving user stark naked in pvp room
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5% chance of disappearing for a long time due to unforeseen circumstances.
20% chance of yaoi based conversation.
5% chance of getting distracted by yaoi based activities in all forms of circumstances.
motivation to level reduction by 500% motivation to sit and socialise increased by 2000%, attention span is 50% or lower at all times.
10% chance of accidentally consuming in game spouse as potion. *chomp*
[when combines with janice card]
100% automatic grope greet.
30% chance of yuri based activity whilst conversing about yaoi.
100% off topic.
lets see, did i forget anything?
