Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[ZackFireblade]

For Mavka (because some of the "poring" lines from her are just so WRONG):

"Master, let's go to the Fairy Auction this month! You could buy me something nice .... Pleeeeeeaaase?"

"Queen Pixie works so hard for all the fairies. I really look up to her."

(when fed):
"Mmm...delicate texture, just the right touch of bitter ... this is exquisite!"

"A good meal requires the right kind of 'flower'! Get it, Master? ... Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad a joke!"

(when master is attacked)
"How DARE they attack you! So rude!"

" 'By the power of Gopinch, I banish you to--' Or is it Gormych? Gorgonzola? Oh phooey, how did that spell go again?"