"So then, I was all like, "But they don't fit me!""
"My eyes are up here hun..."
"So I broke his neck, that's how I got my mirror back."
"Man, that egg was cramped..."
Performance:
"Why does my head itch so much...?"
"Damned split ends..."
When master is attacked:
"Why are you bleeding?"
"So are you just going to stand there?"
"...Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't looking."
"I'm very violent."
When master dies:
"I told you not to be stingy about your zeny..."
"I was wondering what was starting to smell..."
"OH man, the family back home is going to giggle."
"Does this mean I'm free to leave now?"
