Speedwagon Wrote:I don't know anything about pet talk or dancers, but for frost joke anything from Mitch Hedberg could work. For example: "I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." or "I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube." or "Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved."