I don't see the point in making such a violent image for no reason other than to amuse you.
Personally think you should make this image yourself. Probably easily could make a collage of some sort using magazine clippings and some crayons. I'm actually being serious with this by the way.
I really am going to pass on sharing the rest of my thoughts on this, as it will just cause a massively fat flame war most likely. In the SPIRIT OF THE SEASON I'mma not do that since I rather be nice than naughty. Don't wanna ruin the chance of getting more good gifts you know. :x