My main acc only has 556 items in storage.
My fem acc, where most of my hats are, has 589 items in storage.
My accessory acc [linkers, sage, event novices] has 229 items in storage.
There are a
lot of items that just do absolutely nothing but may be worth something to NPCs [especially in bulk].
There are other items which do absolutely nothing which aren't worth anything to anybody and are best dropped in town for the local feral wild rose to toy with.