Granted, you now have this Dr. Pepper wherever you go, no matter what you do you cannot get rid of it, it's there through the tears, the laughs, and the anger. Because of this you develop a close bond with this Dr. Pepper, and you begin to tell it your doubts, fears, and deepest darkest secrets; Unfortunately someone overhears this conversation and blackmails you to do what they wish until the end of your days. This pressure is too much to take, so you jump off a bridge - Dr. Pepper in hand.