Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Gocanaroj]

Granted. Unfortunately, you did not specify which fish, and you now swim as fast as a starfish. You spend your days, sitting in the front yard, yelling: "Am I there yet?". After three long years, your journey is complete. You finally make it to the bathroom, unfortunately too late, as there is a long trail of "accidents" behind you. The horror is too terrible, and you decide the house should be burned, but the matches are in the other room... Life is no longer worth living.

I wish I could jump 100 feet high.