Granted. You can super jump. So excited to receive this new ability, you immediately run outside and test it. You squat in preparation for your amazing feat, wearing the world's biggest smile on your face. A curious crowd gathers, watching in anticipation. You finally spring off your feet and leap for what you hope is a safe landing, only to get your shirt caught on the branch of a tree 70 feet up. Staring in horror, everyone whispers, "What do we do?!" . Suddenly, someone steps out and bravely shouts, "HOLD ON! I'LL SAVE YOU!" . They climb to the building next to the tree and throw you a rope. You desperately grasp for the rope, and inadvertently hang yourself. You then open your eyes, dazed and confused, squatting in the road. You realize this was all a dream, and you've been sleep-walking. This embarrassing tale is passed down for centuries from generation to generation...forever being known to all as the Fly Squatter.
I wish I could control the wind.
P.S. Gocanaroj...that starfish response was the greatest thing in the whole world. XD
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