Granted. Batteries now never die and the search for free energy is over. Everyone now feels betrayed that after all of the time and funding that was put into the research for free energy is now done away with a simple energizer battery. After all of the funding, all of the research, all of the time... It was too much. A world-wide riot broke out in the anger of feeling cheated, and lied to. Nearly all of humanity is wiped out in the riots... All because that energizer bunny just kept ticking for too long.
I wish that I could eat whatever I want without it having a negative effect on my health.