Let's play another game!

[Jens]

Spirits of fire, heed my call!
Engulf this golem in flame walls!
Let the flames touch the sky!
Rejoice when the smoke flies high!

While I yell the incantation as loud as possible and get everyone's attention, my trained spiders creep up behind the golem with a can of gasoline and matches and unceremoniously torch the golem, because I slept through fire magic class.

I grab the charcoal, put it in a grill and make hamburgers.