Granted. Mainstream music reaches the pinnacle of perfection, swaying masses and bringing tyrants to tears. The world is a better place. As people continue to enjoy it, the volume of car stereos rises to epic levels, rendering everyone around major cities deaf. If you are in a major city, congratulations- you are not deaf. If not- you must struggle against random people who come into your yard to wildly shake their booties, and do not seem to hear you telling them to leave.
I wish for a small basket of chocolate-covered cherries.
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