Fine, FINE. I'm drunk anyway, so here I go with les Miserables' "Stars" details to follow.
[edit] And I am officially challenging you to the upcoming instrumental competition. Pick any movement of any of the six Bach cello suites, and I'll do it. (The only one I've worked on is the Allemande from the third suite. Probably not fair if I use that.)
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.