I was considering Bacsojin, too. I think she's nice to look at. But in the end, I doubt any other MVP is as fun-loving as Tao Gunka. Just look at the card, and his expression therein. You'll see.
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.