Sounds like it might be time to make my beatstick battlesmith. If you see some guy named Krogoth walking around, that's him.
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.