RE: Wal*Mart Cards (and why you shouldn't get one)!
Reading all of this, I can't help but think one thing: No wonder they're so big on having us Walmart employees push the plastic on people. Christ on a crutch, I'm glad I never did.
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.
