Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Dosu]

I have a few

FrostJoker ~~~<3
"Hi! I'm a Nameless Horror, but you can call me Fred!"
"Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
"It's dangerous, but think of the EXP"
"Beware of MVPs, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"
"Do not anger a Bard, for I am silly and would make a funny song."
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
"Never play freeze tag with a Barb!"
"Never trust a smiling bard dating your only daughter."


Pet Talk ~~~<3
"No one likes a beast with an attitude... or a dragon with a chest-cold."
"Oxymoron: A vampire named Dawn."
"Thieves are now "agents of economic redistribution."
"Sometimes, the best magic wand is a 2X4, well wielded..."
""If that bard starts singing `100 Bottles of Beer' again...""

Thats about all I got ^.^;