Robyn grew up in South Prontera where she was a Lunatic shepardess in the Lunatic slipper trade. (Check your closet!??You might own a pair!)??Herding Lunatics is about as easy as herding cats, and she wasn't very good at it until the day a crusader came by and showed her the easy way of doing it.
"Just smack them once and they will follow you anywhere until they get tired of attacking."
"But doesn't that hurt?", asked Robyn.
"You have to accept a little pain if you want to get things done."
From that moment on, Robyn knew what she had to be.??A CRUSADER!??A defender of justice, protector of the weak and occaisional smacker of bunnies!
Upon her acceptance into the Order of Crusaders, she was asked how she wished to be called.
"St Robyn!"
"Saint?" said the Head Crusader.
"Mama always said 'water seeks its own level'.??If you want to go to heaven, act like you're there already."
The Head Crusader smiled indulgently.??"May you earn your halo soon."
