The Five Words-per-post Story Game

[Quesadilla]

A game has arrived, in the form of a story game!
"What is this, Sir Quesadilla IVX?"
This, my friends, is SPARTAAAAAA.


But really now. This is a game where each person posts a five word string that adds on to the story in the best way possible. For example,
p1: Once upon a time, there
p2: was a Spartan named Leonidas.

So on and so forth. It'll eventually make a somewhat entertaining story at the end, hopefully. Every time I post I'll also have a current display of the story so far, so that people don't have to go through every single page to read the whole story.
I'll start with the easiest way to start,
Once upon a time, in