Corrupt a Wish! Game

[The Legendary Joe]

Stealing an idea from another place I frequent.

Rules are simple enough. One person makes a wish, the next post grants the wish, although, twisting it or corrupting it so it's less, or no longer desirable. And posting a wish of their own.


Examples?

Posterchild A:
Oh I wish, I wish I was a fish.



Posterchild B: Granted, you will make excellent sushi. I wish I had a million bucks!

Posterchild C: Granted, 1 Million male deer are now in your front yard. I wish I was hot!












I wish I had a Gungnir [2] *-*