Report All The GMs!

[Aaronock]

Yah, I'm making a report about ALL THE GM'S.

They all the time hosting those darn novice events where we get easy Hatter Cards, Bloody Branches, and too many other goodies I'm too lazy to list here but you know what they all arrrrrrrre!!!

Then there's the monthly Fairy Auction and Trial of Heroes events that require probably hours of preparation.

For Fairy Auction, they don't even come as themselves, they roleplay around as hot fairy babes. If we try to hit on them during the auction they @nuke us. IT IS NOT FAIR!!! Why should they be allowed to abuse us like that? While we're stuck spending our hard earned Zeny on the cool, unique things they offer during auction, they just try to kill us over and over again? GM's created some cruelly sadistic fae babes. Guess its the only form of entertainment you get when you aren't allowed to bid on the items for yourself.

Don't even get me started on Trial of Heroes. Its like, the GM's purposely troll us during Monster Trial with their whacko monster ideas. Freaking Pavan, what was up the GM's butts when they thought of that one? Why would they wanna challenge our brains so hard, all I want are those sweet, sweet ToH Vouchers to sell to other players or use on myself. But for real though, stop giving monster lists that make it about impossible to get 25-30pts on in the Item Trial. I've generated so much salt over those events that I probably could give the whole GM team enough for a whole year or more for all their cooking needs.

Also, can ya'll give us back Lutia RIGHT NOW??? That was the best custom content ever made and I think everyone can agree we need more Snow Harpy leveling on this server.

Anytime anything goes wrong on this server, remember, its your fault somehow, someway! Now you've finished reading this, get back to WORK! *Cracks Whip*

Seriously though, thanks for putting up with all of us. I hope everyone enjoyed reading.