Petition to Save the Watermloh

[Aaronock]

Yo yo yo dawwwwwwwgs!~~~

What happened to my Watermeloh?



WHEN did we all start calling it WATERMELON??

Also gotta add, whyyy?? Don't give me that, "It was a typo you dumb piece of poop," as a reason either.

Every reasonable human knows:
Watermeloh > Watermelon

Let's petition to save the Watermlohs! We must stand in solidarity. Unite as one! Show your support with not just a name, but with style.

And by style I mean this:



Let me spell out this symbolism for you. See the tree in this image? What's missing?...

Can't figure it out? Welp, let me tell you friends, its missing a present from the GM's. But we're working on fixing that right now.

Here's what you need to do if you ally with me on this front.

1. Dress up in a cool hat! Jejecap preferably, but if you got some other swag hat you want to wear instead I won't tell you no.
2. Some Sunglasses! This is a must, its how you identify any cool bro standing with you in solidarity. If you lack a pair, go visit them merchies in Alberta for some.
3. A Mouthful of WATERMELOH! Like, duh? Most of us picked this sweet sweet piece of gear from the Vote 4 Points shop. But I totally get it if you don't have your own, but you wanna show your support. Seriously mang, got you covered, just ask to borrow a slice for a slamma jamma minute.
4. Sign your username on this topic.
5. Seal the deal with an attached image matching the criteria laid in steps 1-3.
6. Post!
   

Yeah yeah I KNOW they made us a very funny new quest, gave us crazy zeny generation with holiday mobs... but we won't let them forget to return us our sweet sweet Watermeloh.

Let us unite as we stand in pride to hail the MOUTHFULS OF WATERMELOH! Sign the petition, become one with the WATERMELOH GANG!!!